what i've collected from my precious idiot children: $0.78 canadian (48 pennies, 2 of which have george iv on them instead of queen elizabeth; 4 nickels; 1 dime); 6 cents euro; 10 cents cayman islands; 1 pound 10 pence; 1 piso from the philippines; 100 pesos from chile; un sucre from ecuador; 50 centavos from guatamala; 10 pesos from mexico; 10 shekel from israel; 5 rand from south africa; 1 baht from thailand; and a token from the old aladdin's castle arcade, which hasn't existed in this area in like twenty years.

like, i know we live near an air base. but that just explains where the money is coming from, not why you guys are taking it.